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Here are a set of artefacts and quotes, some of which date back to around 2000 AD, which explain why we are here.

"It was the fourteenth hazy day of the seventh month"
"An eye of great presence an over whelming knowledge graced the skies watching over all"
"...go forth and spread the word my Observers"
"out on a journey the two messengers set"
"Jackson was grateful and praised the big eye"
"and thusly the messengers of the big eye sought the world wide web to spread this message"
"did I ask for salad in this sandwich you stupid bastard?"

A Charcoal drawing depicting The Observers being sent down by the big eye

A mosaic of people praising the big eye