you, the gentle and fair reader that we do all of this for to amuse you
in your lunch our, you disgust us. You really belive that we should ask
you to submit to us and become our degraded sla - what? Oh right. Not
that kind of submission.
if you guys all admire us that much, you can help us out and send in any
kind of article you want; stories, reviews, something for Heaven, Hell
or Earth, or anything else you can think of. Feel free to send us ideas
for new features as well. We'll lay out all the stuff we get, Observatory-Stylee,
and if it's good enough we'll put it here with credit to you.
feel free to be a part of the site and mail us your own submissions -
we're here for you every step of the way. Call the Observa-HelpLine if
you get stuck and are considering suicide. We'll tell you the best way.
- Get to
work. Submit your shit below or email it to us at Mail@The-Observatory.net
- We will
gladly put a link to your website alongside your submission